SM ENTERTAINMENT (You will have to resist laughing at their English but their songs are catchy)

TVXQ: Used to have 5 people, but 3 people sued the company and left. But their songs are still good. Fandom called Cassiopeia. Insanely good as a group of 5. Bias is Changmin.

  1. Mirotic
  2. Keep Your Head Down
  3. Catch Me
  4. Something

Super Junior: Used to have 13 people, but 1 sued and left and another just left. My first love. I like their odd numbered albums better than their even ones. Bias is Ryeowook.

  1. No Other
  2. Sorry Sorry
  3. It’s You
  4. Mamacita
  5. This is Love
  6. From U
  7. Mr. Simple
  8. Superman

SHINee: No one left YAY. Insanely good dancers, arguably best dancers in Kpop. Hilarious af. Cannot choose between Jongkook and Minho so no bias.

  1. Lucifer
  2. Ring Ding Dong
  3. Sherlock
  4. Married to the Music
  5. View
  6. Everybody
  7. Replay
  8. 1 of 1
  9. Don’t Let Me Go

SNSD: AKA Girls’ Generation. Kicked my bias Jessica out, so 8 now instead of 9. Known as the ideal girlfriend type for Korean men. Have a sub-group called TTS.

  1. Genie
  2. Gee
  3. Lion Heart
  4. I Got A Boy
  5. Mr. Mr.
  6. Mr. Taxi
  7. Paparazzi
  8. All My Love is for You

EXO: Most famous group in the company right now. Used to have 12, but 3 sued and left. Known for awesome choreography. Bias is Baekhyun.

  1. Monster
  2. Growl
  3. What Is Love
  4. Call Me Baby
  5. Overdose
  6. Lotto
  7. Ko Ko Bop

F(x): Used to have 5, but 1 left. Gets much less promotion compared to SNSD, which is a shame. One of the members is the sister of Jessica from SNSD. Pretty different from SNSD and Red Velvet (another girl group from SM).

  1. Nu Abo
  2. LA chA TA
  3. Hot Summer
  4. Electric Shock
  5. Danger
  6. Rum Pum Pum Pum
  7. 4 Walls

Red Velvet: No one has left yet because they’re new. Don’t listen to them much. Very cute most of the time.

  1. Russian Roulette
  2. Dumb Dumb
  3. Ice Cream Cake
  4. Rookie
  5. Red Flavour
  6. Automatic

 

YG ENTERTAINMENT (Very hiphop and weird, but the artists under this company are exceedingly talented)

Big Bang: Favourite group for the past 4 years. Hilarious af. All have their own solo careers. Known for bombastic music, crazy MVs and weird fashion sense. Bias is GD.

  1. Fantastic Baby
  2. Sober
  3. Bang Bang Bang
  4. Haru Haru
  5. Fxxk It
  6. Blue
  7. Let’s Not Fall in Love

2NE1: Most badass female group ever. Very different from the ones that debuted in the 2000s. Just disbanded last year. Cannot choose between Dara and CL so no bias.

  1. Fire
  2. I Am The Best
  3. Gotta Be You
  4. Go Away
  5. Come Back Home
  6. Can’t Nobody

iKon: Relatively new. Not as bombastic as Big Bang, but still pretty out there sometimes. Bias is BI.

  1. Dumb & Dumber
  2. My Type
  3. What’s Wrong?
  4. Airplane
  5. Apology
  6. Rhythm Ta
  7. Bling Bling
  8. B-day

Blackpink: Debuted in 2016. All gorgeous and beautiful. More dance-y than the rest. Only have 5 songs. Cannot choose bias because they are all stunning.

  1. Boombayah
  2. Whistle
  3. Playing with Fire
  4. Stay
  5. As If It’s Your Last

Akdong Musician: AKA AKMU. Indie vibes. Brother sister pair. Sister has angelic voice while brother writes music, produces music and raps.

  1. Re-bye
  2. How People Move
  3. 200%
  4. Give Love
  5. Melted
  6. Play Ugly
  7. Dinosaur

Winner: Relatively new. Used to have 5 but 1 left/was kicked out. More ballad style. No bias as don’t know them well enough.

  1. Empty
  2. Sentimental
  3. Really Really
  4. Food

Epik High: Really old rap group. Don’t really know them either.

  1. Born Hater

PSY: Most famous for Gangnam Style. Been in the industry for over a decade. Known for really weird MVs.

  1. Daddy
  2. Gentleman
  3. Napal Baji

 

JYP ENTERTAINMENT (Decent English, all the artists very pretty/handsome)

2PM: Used to have 7, but 1 left. Known as the Beast idols as they’re all ripped. Exceedingly good looking bunch. Hilarious af too. Cannot choose favourite so no bias.

  1. A.D.T.O.Y.
  2. Go Crazy
  3. My House
  4. Heartbeat
  5. I’ll Be Back
  6. Again & Again

Miss A: Used to have 4, but 1 left. Very focused on 1 particular person in the group. Don’t know them well enough to choose bias.

  1. Goodbye Baby
  2. Hush
  3. I Don’t Need A Man
  4. Only You
  5. Bad Girl, Good Girl
  6. Breathe

Got7: Relatively new. Talented, but haven’t found their sound. Cannot choose bias as they’re all too cute.

  1. If You Do
  2. Stop stop it
  3. Fly
  4. Just Right
  5. Hard Carry

Twice: Relatively new. Don’t really listen to them and don’t really like them. Heard that they’re not very good live.

  1. TT
  2. Like Ooh-Ahh
  3. Knock Knock
  4. Cheer Up

 

OTHER COMPANIES

4Minute: Under Cube Entertainment. Disbanded last year. Most famous member is Hyuna. No bias.

  1. Whatcha Doin’ Today
  2. Crazy
  3. Hate

BTS: Under Big Hit Entertainment. Very famous in the world right now. A lot of the people in the fandom are exceptionally annoying because they keep leaving comments everywhere. Really don’t want to be associated with them but I like BTS. Very talented, will probably last long. Very good dancers, but I still like Shinee. Bias is J-Hope.

  1. Blood, Sweat and Tears
  2. Spring Day
  3. Danger
  4. Run
  5. I Need You
  6. Save Me

Brown Eyed Girls: Under Mystic Entertainment. Love how they take charge of their sexuality.

  1. Abracadabra
  2. Sixth Sense
  3. Cleansing Cream
  4. Paradise Lost (solo)
  5. Fxxk U (solo)

Mamamoo: Under Rainbow Bridge World. Amazing vocals. All super cute and hilarious. Bias is Wheein.

  1. Um Oh Ah Yeah
  2. You’re The Best
  3. Piano Man
  4. Mr. Ambiguous
  5. Decalcomanie

Gfriend: Under Source Music. Very good dancers. Don’t know them well enough to have a bias.

  1. Rough
  2. Me Gusta Tu
  3. Navillera
  4. Fingertip

 

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